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Hi, I'm Sam. I think I'm a lot cooler than I actually am.

homosexualfrank:

person: i don’t like halloween

me:

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adagioformaves:

8-Bit FRIENDS by Antonia Heslop at Buzzfeed.

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October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds among the staff and students. Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into muddy streams, and Hagrid’s pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds. —J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (via brianmalik)

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inkskinned:

that moment in your writing where you just sigh because you know you’re about to google something totally odd and you’re like “s/o to the NSA i hope you get a kick outta this one”

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surf4living:

florence

ph: corey wilson

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#john john #bae
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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

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ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

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glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."

I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 

Huh.

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